There are no shortage of notices to bring a smile to the face of even the weariest of travellers as English is misinterpreted all around the world.
This Yugoslav hotel prides itself on its service:
"The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."
Not to be outdone, Japanese hotels provide excellent chambermaid service too:
"You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid."
In an Austrian hotel climbers are kindly asked:
"Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension."
Taking a lift in Belgrade is truly magical:
"To more the cabin push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order."
While, the Parisians have definitely got it sussed:
"Please leave your values at the front desk."